B-Movie Scientist

I got an A-tomic bomb in the back of my car,
I got Hitler’s brain right here in a jar,
I’m forty years old and I’ve never been kissed,
I’m a nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

I’m a B-movie scientist,
I’m a B-movie scientist,
I’m a nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

You got killer bees heading for your town?
You got giant ants living underground?
You got somekinda mutant that shouldn’t exist?
Just call the nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

I’m a Bunsen burning, dial turning son of a gun,
I’m gonna fight the red menace from beyond sun,
I’m a square jawed, pipe-smoking how can you resist,
I’m a nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.