Big Hair Bouffant Groundhog Day

I found myself single of late,
My baby left me for another state,
So I joined the singles scene.
Kind of traumatic – know what I mean?

Oooh I joined this speed dating rage,
Met a woman of a certain age,
She said “What you think bah-bay?”
It was big hair bouffant groundhog day.

So I logged on to the intral-net,
A lotta middle age action – you bet,
A veritable milf buffet,
Another big hair bouffant groundhog day.

I joined up with an  agency
Watched some videos on their tay-vee,
That’s when I saw her sway,
Ahhh big hair bouffant groundhog day

With a hairdoo like a rocket ship,
Bright red lipstick heavy on the hip,
The hairs stood up on my toupee
It was big hair bouffant groundhog day.

We go together like a dream,
Her holding atomiser blocks my airstream,
As we hold a chicken take-away soiree,
It’s always big hair bouffant groundhog day.