Binge Drinking Baby
This is my baby, she’s alright,
You wouldn’t wanna meet her on a Saturday night.
She kicks off, yay yay yay,
She kicks off, hey hey hey,
She’s my binge drinking baby,
Yay yay yay she kicks off.
Pick her up at eight, take her to the bop,
She’s drinking vodka and alcopops.
At ten o’clock, she’s been drinking more,
Fighting with the bouncers on the nightclub door.
Twelve o’clock, she’s been banned,
Got a bottle in her handbag, and can’t hardly stand.
At two a.m, she’s fried her brain,
But she’s coming back next weekend and she’ll do it all again.