Who Cut Your Hair?

Who put that mullet on your head?
What’s his name? – we’ll have him dead,
Who the hell’d’ve done that thing?
You look worse than ol’ Don King.
What’s that up there?
Who Cut Your Hair?

God dammit boy you been a chump,
Got stitched up like Donald Trump.
I’m telling you that it’s just odd.
You bin hanging out with Sweeny Todd?
What’s that up there?
Who cut your hair?

I wouldn’t go out in the light of day,
Walking around like Billy Ray,
The preacher froze and then he said,
“God he’s got a achey breaky head”.
What’s that up there?
Who cut your hair?