I’m Drinkin’ Myself Stuipd Over You

We have known each other since we were three,
Don’t think I’ll love and leave you if you won’t step out with me,
My brain’s been filled with alcohol and I think that yours has too,
I’m drinkin’ myself stupid over you.

I missed you while at university,
Now you are just a waitress, I’m a pee-aitch-dee,
I used to have an IQ of 162,
Now I’m drinkin’ myself stupid over you.

I’m gonna change my image then try my luck,
When I call at the drugstore for you in my pick up truck,
Wearing dirty T-shirt and ripped up bowling shoes,
I’m drinkin’ myself stupid over you.

I can set you up a trailer home,
And we can rest on bean bags filled with styrofoam,
You smell the booze on my breath and you know my love is true,
I’m drinkin’ myself stupid over you,
I couldn’t think of what else I could do,
‘Cept drink myself more stupid…… over you.