I’m In Love With The Mole Man’s Girl

I took a journey to the centre of the earth,
I took a trip down underneath the turf,
I met a little baby now my head’s in a whirl,
I stole a kiss from the mole man’s girl
My feet’s on the ground while my head’s in a whirl
I stole a kiss from the mole man’s girl

She was kinda dirty and her skin was white,
I saw her hiding back behind the stalactite,
A little red eye winked out behind her curls,
Then I made love to the mole mans girl,
My feet’s on the ground while my head’s in a whirl,
I made love to the mole man’s girl.

Well the mole man didn’t like it, that was plain to see,
Twenty seven moley pals a-chasin’ after me,
I lost ‘em in the caverns ‘cos to their surprise,
Got out my flashlight camera and I popped it in their eyes.

Now I got my little mole chick and her spade-like feet,
We go out in the night time and she digs the beat,
Watched her tiny nose twitch and her tail unfurl,
That’s when I fell in love with the mole man’s girl
My feet’s on the ground but my head’s in a whirl,
I fell in love with the mole man’s girl.

I take my underground honey for a walk in the park,
She wears pink sunglasses out after dark,
We got a little mole baby and we call him Earl,
‘Cos I got married to the mole man’s girl,
My feet’s on the ground but my head’s in a whirl,
I got married to the mole man’s girl