Emmets And Grockles

Welcome all you home workers, escaping the smoke
Pull up your lap tops and count your keystrokes
Join your committees, lay your vision down
Emmets and Grockles invading our town

Go to the Inn and pick up a glass
Philosophize with the chattering class
There’s always room to lay out your bunk
But one man’s vintage suit is another mans junk

Emmets and Grockles are here to stay
Gather you Nathans and come out to play

Baristas and bakers go do what you do
With your gluten free wares and fairtrade brew
All you mixologists getting me down
Got my coffee in Lidl and it cost me a pound

Emmets and Grockles and hipster shops
Like a Betamax version of Top of the Pops

Handwoven, bespoke and thrown on a wheel
Some silk lingerie with a retro style feel
Micro brewed real ale, but not from the keg
Don’t offer them anything off of the peg

Emmets and Grockles are here to stay
Gather you Nathans and come out to play

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