Operators Are Standing By!

Here’s a knife that can cut through steel,
And then remove your orange peel,
Here’s a gadget to chop your greens,
Chop your cabbage, chop your beans,
Operators Are Standing By

Have you got bobbles on your clothes?
The fuzz-away gets rid of those,
You can paint those awkward spots,
Don’t need brushes, don’t need pots,
Operators are standing by.

Operators are standing by, They know just what you need,
Labour saving products, for a life lived at full speed.

Here’s another thing you need,
Grinds the scratches off CDs,
Get the stains from off your frocks,
Get country music in a box,
Operators are standing by.

Operators are standing by, they’ve got me in a funk,
Can’t they invent a doo hickey? For storing all this junk.

Can’t eat this and can’t eat that,
George’s grill removes the fat,
This mini gym is pocket sized,
Tone your abs and tone your thighs,
Operators are standing by,

Operators are standing by, They know just what you need,
Labour saving products, for life lived at full speed.