Stone Age Woo

Well I saw you walking, walking round in that skin,
That once used to have a Leopard in,
You can change out of those, second hand spotty clothes,
And take that bone right out your nose,
I’m gonna tell ya what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna put some Stone Age woo,
I’m gonna put some Stone Age woo on you
A-hoo A-hoo.

Oh move it at the double, or I could be in trouble,
Me Tarzan you Betty Rubble,
I’ll kill you a Mammoth, ‘cos I can’t get enough,
Like a Sabre Tooth you’re so buff,
I’m gonna tell ya what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna put some Stone Age woo,
I’m gonna put some Stone Age woo on you
A-hoo A-hoo.

Baby won’t you meet me after dark,
Then we can make my ol’ flint spark,
I’ll take you out dancing at the Troglodyte rave,
Knock you on the head and drag you back to my cave,

And to top it all, we’ll marry in the fall,
‘Cos honey that’s so Neanderthal,
Then when our bones get dug up, they’ll all know that I was,
Your loving homo-erectus,
I’m gonna tell ya what I’m gonna do,
I’m gonna put some Stone Age woo,
I’m gonna put some Stone Age woo on you
A-hoo A-hoo.